“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows
everybody talks about how ridiculous grimdark edgy versions of pure characters is but…… there is one chosen one…. the blessed emo…
